Well hello boring fuckers. 

charlie-the-hufflepuff:

I assume that you aren’t addressing me at the moment.

Well I’m sad to say I can’t discount you from that

You haven’t done anything noteworthy lately

Well hello boring fuckers. 

simply—alice:

That’s not very nice Al.

Well hello boring fuckers. 

nika-the-slytherin-weasley:

Well that’s rather impolite Alby.

Yeah but it’s true

Well hello boring fuckers. 

lovelylilyevanspotter:

Language, young one.

Well hello boring fuckers.